How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
this is literally the SAME PICTURE right next to each other why does it have over 9000 notes wow you guys are retarded i hate this fandom
~*~My mom is a fucking bitch~*~
- Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
- Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
- Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
- Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
- Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
